"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT SECOND GIF
HE’S JUST SO CONFUSED LIKE ‘WHAT THE HELL WHY WOULD SOMEONE WRITE THAT’ IT’S AMAZING, CUTIE WITH HIS BLINKING
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One time I was playing The Sims. My kid had a soccer game, and while the teams were huddled up, I changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team, enclosing them within their detergent scented prison. Thanks to my ingenious strategy, my child’s team was able to take the ball from the opposite goalie and score repeatedly. By the time the clock ran out, we were up 46-0, and the opposing team was sobbing in puddles of their own piss. I am the best soccer mom.
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